Is there a way to include vbscript in the long Description field?

Something like

<% if session("username") = "tony" THEN Response.Write("Hello Tony") Else Response.Write("Hello Tina") %>

Hi Paul, Its not possible to add scripting to the description only html is permitted.

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Hi Paul, Sinbad is right there, but you could set that up another way, such as putting that in the proddetail.asp page and then use javascript to insert it into the product description.
Javascript will run in the product description BTW.

Thanks dbdave. The alternative solution provided works fine. I appreciate the assistance.